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Maija

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ГЂ Russia ГЈГ¤ГҐ? Shocked

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Dobrij_4elovek

virgoleo

kotletishe · Зарегистрирован: 19.02.2008 Сообщения: 480

((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now"
...... Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
******Longer Pause******
Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool?? ... Is this 555-9756 ?
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Nata

ГЏГ Г°Г¤Г®Г Г§Г Г¤ГҐГ«ГЁГЄГ ГІГГіГѕ ГІГҐГ¬Гі Very Happy

Г„ГҐГІГїГ¬ ГГҐ Г·ГЁГІГ ГІГј Cool

ГЏГ°Г® Г¦ГЁГўГіГ·ГҐГ±ГІГј ГµГўГ®Г±ГІГ ГІГЁГЄГ®Гў
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kotletishe · Зарегистрирован: 19.02.2008 Сообщения: 480

Nata

ГЏГ®Г·ГіГўГ±ГІГўГіГ©ГІГҐ Г±ГҐГЎГї ГЎГіГІГЁГЄГ®Г¬ Laughing

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Dobrij_4elovek

ГЋГІГ¤ГҐГ«ГјГГіГѕ ГІГҐГ¬Гі, Г¤ГіГ¬Г Гѕ, ГГҐ Г±ГІГ®ГЁГІ Г±Г®Г§Г¤Г ГўГ ГІГј, ГµГ®ГІГї ГЅГІГ® ГЁ ГГҐ ГЇГ°ГЁГЄГ®Г« ГўГ®ГўГ±ГҐ.

ГђГ Г§Г¤ГҐГ«ГҐГГЁГҐ ГЈГ®Г°Г®Г¤Г±ГЄГ®ГЈГ® ГЎГѕГ¤Г¦ГҐГІГ . ГђГ Г§Г¤Г Г© ГЇГЁГ°Г®Г¦ГЄГЁ ГЇГ® Г§Г Г±Г«ГіГЈГ Г¬! Smile

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kamilla · Зарегистрирован: 16.10.2007 Сообщения: 31

ГЏГ°Г® Г°ГҐГЇГЄГі. Гџ ГЇГ«Г ГЄГ Г«ГљГ ...

http://solidarnost.org/article_new.php?issue=284&section=159&article=5982

kotletishe · Зарегистрирован: 19.02.2008 Сообщения: 480

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Г±ГЇГЁГІ ГЁГ«ГЁ ГЈГ°Г»Г§ВёГІ

Nata

ГЂГЈГ , ГЁ ГІГіГІ Г±Г°Г Г§Гі Г¦ГҐ ГЇГ® ГІГҐГ¬ГҐ: Г¤ГўГ Г¦ГҐГ«Г ГѕГ№ГЁГµ ГўГЇГЁГµГГіГІГј ГГҐГўГЇГЁГµГіГҐГ¬Г®ГҐ

ГЏГҐГ°ГўГ»Г© ГЁ ГўГІГ®Г°Г®Г©
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